January 2012
come on we now you are crying bc youre not invited... →
its new years not 4th of july
stop with the fire works
barackosama:
this bitch don’t have a tagged me
newyolkcity:
one day a boy will like me back and we will have sex you’ll see
lemunplej:
ofcastlesandconverses:
lemunplej:
I have accepted the fact that it’s not butter and I am ready to move on with my life
Lol. I cant believe its not butter!
haha yes! that is the joke!
1 tag
im the 1%
womb-raider:
Anyone who is at a party right now better not complain about their lack of friends or social skills later
bestcaost:
my new years resolution is to stop being ugly
1 tag
Watchmleting:
j3sustits:
cok3:
I AM CRYING DNGKGJDFHNDF OH MY GOD
OMFG SDFDS;LKGA;LK4;A
brittany you are all over my dash lasfjsdlfjk i love you
21stsextury asked: one time when i was in town this beefy blackman came over to me asked if i was chillin and asked if i would like to chill back at his and omg i didnt even know him
naziporn asked: there's a black hobo who waits at my door every single day when i come back from school and he asks for change and if i give him less than 25 cents he says it's not enough and asks for more :(
me: *scrolling through facebook*
dad: what's wrong?
me: nothing this is just my facebook expression
holocaustsurvivor-deactivated20 asked: when i was like 8 and i registered into a new schooll i didnt know where i was going so i was walking around in circles and this black teacher came up to me and was like "where you going booboo?' and i got really scared and then the principal was running behind him and he ran out of the building and then i found out he was a sex offender omfg
jesushilton-deactivated20120204 asked: I once was served by a young african american man at a theme park and he couldn't have been more polite.
nippleodeon asked: one time i walked in to a black guy and i was like sorry my nigga and we went our separate ways
pregnantvirgins-deactivated2012 asked: In 7th grade I went to a really ghetto school and one time the hallway was so crowded I bumped into this black girl and she dropped her notebook and oh my god all hell broke loose. She started screaming stuff like "what the fuck you little white girl!" and all her friends were screaming too and oh my god I was so scared
mecksickan asked: The theater group at my High School is called the Fox Lane Players and there are t-shirts with the group's name on it. So I was wearing the shirt and was walking down the hall and this black kid said "DAMN NICK I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WAS A PLAYA." It was pretty amazing
carlosneverletgo asked: The non-ghetto ones are okay. But the ghetto ones and the ones from the dirty south make me want to kill myself. Back when I lived in Texas in Ft.Hood all the black people except maybe 6 at my school were SO GHETTO and the school was like 90% black students. It was so annoying. There were so many fights over little stuff like accidently stepping on someones shoes in the hall that is crowded with...
nippleodeon asked: blac ks arent tha t scary its liek dealing with cougars u cant be intimidated get big and make lots fo noise
lets do a new thing called send me your...
Anonymous asked: Once I accidently spilled cheezits all over the cafeteria at my school and then this black girl that had nothing to do with it came up to me and started yelling "PICK THAT SHIT UP" and I'm like small and white and I was scared shitless lol
getsometowels:
everyone hates every year
cyber-bullier asked: the black chicks in my school don't fucking move when they're coming your way. so one time, I didn't move, and she bumped into me, and she goes "UM, EXCUSE U LITTLE WHITE BOY".
doesnt the ball like not even drop anymore dont they just light it up
benvs:
my mom just opened a bottle of sparkling grape juice for the little kids
it started foaming up and coming out of the top
I picked it up, took a pull and yelled “white girl wasted”
mom was less than impressed
mormonhub:
guys i only need 5 followers
only 5
please help omfg
follow kuthis
December 2011
i miss my mom
islametry:
One of my favorite past times is reblogging promo links and changing the link in the post.
golgothassterror:
new years resolutions
shake it
bake it
booty quake it
