March 2012
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commanderinqueef:
when people can’t tell you’re being sarcastic
its 2006 get with it
beyoncebeytwice:
if it’s not on urban dictionary then idk what it means
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commanderinqueef:
single and ready to jingle my genitalia in your face
i think ill start being mean to the emos at my school so one day they will bring a gun to school and shoot me before i have to do it myself ;))))))))))))
u were the shiz to the niz if you had your pencil had your name on it
everytime i have to google something for school i always put for kids at the end because im that bxtch
textposter:
Having your parent or guardian sign a permission slip before you engage in intercourse
i did something new today i talked to people
spacegroceries:
why did i divide sin by tan?
just cos
WE’RE SOARIN
FLYYYYYIN
THERES NOT A STAR HN HEAVEN THAT WE CANT REACH
im sorry asdfghjkl;’ is not a legitimate head bang please try again
fugrats:
snooki is pregnant
how does one queef on command
rumour:
hey yo baby bop fuck you and your ep
like honestly if you are not following alec what are you doing with your life
gossipgreg:
i’m not obese i’m large and in charge
tr-opicana-deactivated20120325 asked: make people vote for me in endless-surf's botw poll plz isha
everyone refollow Alec (abwhoretion/ewrecktion) he... →
everets:
when did this
become hooter than this
frostitution:
SNOOKI CONFIRMED SHE IS PREGNANT THIS WHOLE WORLD IS GOING TO HELL
annefranksgasmask:
blainempreg:
annefranksgasmask:
sexy can i is my theme song because im sexy as heck
mine is stupid hoe because…
no one cares #basicbxtch
i want to poo while blogging but i am afraid that the bottom of the laptop is going to give me a 3rd degree burn
Watch
me: *is so young money*
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adrivz asked: you are my favorite blog
February 2012
Sometimes my dashboard can be funnier then comedy central
i think this is the first time where i dont feel like blogging im going to take advantage of this when i can
glassmoth:
If you want to ruin your self esteem try on bathing suits
Watchh0ttndanger0us:
WHAT THE FUCK IS LEAP YEAR? REBLOG IF U ARE WONDERING TOO.